"If you moon somebody and block their view of the sun, does that count as an eclipse?"
"Hey, I get plenty of human interaction in office hours." - Zilia Navarro
"Why the fuck is she getting a quinceñera? That bitch is like 30."
"Have you ever eaten so many poptarts that you cried?" - Mario Lopez
"I have amortized the cost of this coffee into my muffin" - Vlad after buying very expensive cofee and a very cheap muffin.
"I enjoy taking things that exist and making them better. I find it very pleasing" - Josh Hug
"I'm going to down this beer with some coffee" - Grad Student who shall not be named
"Java is better than Jesus." - Professor Jonathan Shewchuck
"We will talk to these naked Gods" - Josh Hug
"Do not let your anger control you. Instead let it be confused and misdirected, as if a monkey on a treadmill"
" 'My preferred programming language is pseudocode'. - Sherdil Niyaz. Side note: Sherdil quoted himself on the quote wall on his website as of 17th September 2016." - Sid on his website (here)
"John DeNero is so happy all the time. Even after we all bombed the second midterm, he walked into lecture and went: 'Announcements! ....The midterm was too hard!' in this really happy way." - Random student in CS61A section
And finally, a more serious quote:
“We come into this world with nothing … and depart this world with nothing … it’s what we contribute to the community that is our legacy.” - Kipchoge Keino